This one was very rush-rush-rush:

Oh and uMike recalls the 70s:

Nothing spectacular, but I entered this design into a Coudal Layer Tennis competition.  Hippity ho.

It’s like we’re reinventing the alphabet. How imposing!

This is my second comp on the site that John and I are working on. If you can’t deal with Helvetica, then deal with it. None of the copy is real. I love indie music.

I swear, I will eventually get over my anxiety towards curved letter forms.  Will someone teach me, for Gordon’s sake?

Gordon’s brand Sake.  That is what I am willing to pay.

Also, I will be designing the Advocate’s  media kit brochure thing.  The most exciting aspect of this is the prospect of die-cutting or something similarly trendy and/or interesting!  Printing on recycled milk cartons or Gordon’s bottle sheets.  F.U.

Welcome to Carubba’s. I’m certain you will find the hand-ground meatballs most delectable. Grated cheese, anyone? Ground pepper? Bacon salt? Ear wax? No, that isn’t chest hair on your linguine, that is cow fur. Eat it up. It’ll put (*cough*) … hairs on your chest. Well, not you. Well … probably not you … You’re–what, 12? At best? Oh. 14 … Well when you’re 50, you’ll wish you looked 12. Why does it feel like the beach in here?

Drawing by Fleury
Story as true as my chest hair.

Kanye West featuring Mr. Maybe

Mr Maybe:
Rock shit / Gluttony / Krispy Kreme box
Toxic / Postage paid / Listerine Socks
If I’m gonna have to die / I want to die nude
So when I shit in my pants, it’s got no time to stew

Kanye:
True / Who woulda thought I’d be rockin’ like dis?
GoodWill / Stone-Washed / Sewed the pockets and shit
Got my girl on my side / I’d take a shot for dis bitch
I roll with glocks near the wrists / For cats that copy my shit

Maybe:
Sex / Drugs / Landlord / Stock film clips
I drive a Plastic Corvette and cop the illest hydro sips
So Maybe / Kick verse / Kick hearse / Arrange the flowers
Yo, Kan, switch it up to let these kittens know the hour

Kanye:
Said / I’ve Been the nastiest / Richest since Oh-Three
Got a whole list of rappers that want a chorus from Me
Said / Been the scrapiest / Backpacking MC
‘Cept now I wear a million dollar LLBean